Now listen, contrary to my real estate endeavors , I’m not the type to buy a hat sight unseen. In my experience hats are often too tall, too small, or don’t fit at all. One late night after a round of golf with the boys a friendly lake trout came to me in a dream and it said “Joe, you’re going to find a website on social media that’s going to have hats that are well fitted and manufactured with the highest quality in mind.” And the very next day, I found Duck Camp. This may be the best hat I’ve owned. Unbelievable quality, fits like a glove over my big head, and stylish to boot. You can wear this hat anywhere, you can take it fishing, you can wear it in the car. I wouldn’t recommend it if you’re going to court, as they may ask you to remove it. However I will carry mine with me everywhere I go. Do yourself a favor and pick one up.
Your wife will love it. Your kids will love it. Your elderly grandfather may ask you what the devil that thing is on your head, but you will always know, it’s a Duck Camp Game Series Hat.